My New Year thoughts

Just because you're buying a box of 100 calorie Cheetos bags doesn't mean you're going to lose any weight, cause 100x10 is half your intake a day. Try buying 0 boxes next time, and lay off the protein shakes.

SHOWTIME has some really great shows! I totally want to be King Henry VIII. I mean, have you seen pictures of Anne Boleyn yet? Granted, she can be a manipulative bitch, I really can't hold it against her. She is female after all.

Note to self: Don't keep your laptop near the drink mixing station. Turns out Malibu Rum makes backspace keys stick to the keyboard after it dries. Should have listened to John G.

As a society, I think we're too darn connected with everything now. I miss the days back when I didn't have a cellphone, so I actually had a valid reason for not answering the house line. And stop checking Facebook every 5 minutes. At least wait until the game is over!

I rock at Texas Hold'em. And LSU rocks at football. That is all.